In the interest of mocking every fandom I'm in (or at least several of them), I give you this meme ganked from AMSlizrah.

Note: I pretty much agree with everything she said, in addition to what I write here.

Six Ships I Love
1.) Lucy/Kouta from Elfen Lied (To everyone who says you can't ship two people when one of them did horrible, horrible things to the other, I use this canon ship to mock you.)
2.) Lina/Xelloss from Slayers (And then their children ended the world. Without ever opening their eyes.)
3.) Kaname/Sousuke/Tessa from Full Metal Panic (I ship a number of OT3s, but this... this beats out them ALL.)
4.) Eliwood/Ninian from Fire Emblem 7 (Why all the Ninian hate, fandom? The poor dragon-girl didn't do anything to deserve this.)
5.) Thrall/Jaina from Warcraft (The REAL reason for peaceful relations between the Alliance and the Horde.)
6.) Hinata/Naruto/Sakura from Naruto (No, I have no idea how it would work either. But I want it to, dammit.)

Three Ships I Liked, But Don't Anymore
7.) Chibiusa/Hotaru from Sailor Moon (At some point my hatred for the pink-haired fiend began to outweigh my desire for Taru-sama to get some love from SOMEBODY. Besides, it really seems more like a sister relationship.)
8.) Alucard/Seras from Hellsing (I still kind of like this one, but with every one of the manga I read, I keep drifting further away from it.)
9.) Ichigo/Rukia from Bleach (I blame fandom for me not liking this one all that much anymore.)

Three Ships I Don't Like
10.) Riku/Sora from Kingdom Hearts (Quit the Kairi bashing and I'll quit hating you and your pairing, fanbrats. Besides, you're breaking up an OT3.)
11.) Caim/Inuart from Drakengard (No, dammit.)
12.) Guy/Matthew from Fire Emblem (If at least one of you people would deal with Leila's existence... it's not even too big of an issue, considering the woman is dead.)

Two Ships I'm Curious About, But Don't Actually Ship
13.) Haruhi/The Entire Club from Ouran Host Club (I haven't actually seen enough of the show to know how exactly it would work, but I think it could be pulled off.)
14.) Alucard/Integra from Hellsing (Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to learn more...)


1.) Why do you dislike #11 so much (Caim/Inuart)?

Okay, let's see here... Hate Inuart, hate Caim being written weepy (WTF fandom?), hate not seeing Caim with either Arioch, Angelus, or Furiae... yeah, there's really just nothing to like about that one.

2.) Who do you know who ships #13 (Haruhi/The Club)?

While I can't be certain, I wouldn't put it past Lizrah. And if she doesn't yet, I've probably just made it happen.

3.) What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (even if the show isn't on the air anymore)(Kaname/Sousuke/Tessa)?

Kana and Tessa, having resonated as much as they have, find that their... needs have been feeding off each other. Unable to take the enhanced libido, they drag Sousuke into a room with a bed somewhere and proceed to... well, if I keep on this train of thought I'll end up writing a lemon in my journal.

4.) Which is your favorite episode for #1? Try to pick just one (Lucy/Kouta).

Er, aside from the entire series? Last episode. Without a doubt.

5.) How long have you been following ship #6 (Hinata/Naruto/Sakura)?

Since the idea of having more than two people in a committed relationship first struck me, really.

6.) What's the deal with #8? What made you stop liking/caring (Alucard/Seras)?

Well, the anime was a lot heavier on the Alucard/Seras interaction then the manga ever was. Add the Captain into the mix, and the extra amounts of Alucard/Integra, and really, it was a forgone conclusion once I started reading it.

7.) Which ship do you prefer - #2 or #4 (Lina/Xelloss vs Eliwood/Ninian)?

Eliwood/Ninian is mostly for cuteness, the fact that Ninian's a dragon, and basic "fitting" if you know what I mean. Lina/Xelloss is overwhelmingly cooler, more badass, and more fun to read/write. Sorry Fire Emblem, you just can't beat the awesomeness of Slayers.

8.) You have the power to make one ship non-existant. Choose from #10 or #12 (Riku/Sora vs. Guy/Matthew).

In the name of all the Gods above and below, let Riku/Sora and all who believe in it be struck down and cast into the abyss! No longer will the OT3ers be hindered by the majority of the fandom! We shall be free. FREE!

9.) What interests you about #14 (Alucard/Integra)?

Well, aside from the master/servant dynamic, the twistedness of it all, and the fact that both characters involved are a combination of sex and awesome on legs, I think it's mostly the fact that I grin demonically every time I see Alucard pinning a shouting Integra to the bed (grin).

10.) When did you stop liking #7 (Chibiusa/Hotaru)?

I think it was when I realized I didn't HAVE to pair Hotaru with someone. Really, the ship was just an attempt to give Taru a bit of love, I wasn't all that eager about it from the beginning.

11.) Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show (Ichigo/Rukia)?

I have never had an issue with a pairing being my sole (or even main) reason for watching a show in the first place (the same cannot be said of characters *coughTarucouth*). So... no. I watch Bleach for the wicked swordplay, fun plot, and interesting characters, anyway.

12.) What's a song that reminds you of #5 (Thrall/Jaina)?

... "Power of the Horde" from the ending credits of Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne. (Okay, not really, but that's just a crazy one.)

13.) Which of these ships do you love the most?

Hmmm... Lina/Xelloss and Thrall/Jaina have been in my heart for a while, but damn if Lucy/Kouta doesn't put up a good fight here.

14.) Which do you dislike the most?

Riku/Sora. I've said it before, but... quit splitting up the Sora/Riku/Kairi already!

15.) If you could have any of these two pairings double date, who would it be? (even better if they're from different fandoms)

Lucy/Kouta and Thrall/Jaina. Lucy and Thrall can talk about the difficulties of overcoming a history of violence and bloodshed, while Kouta and Jaina discuss rebuilding one's life after pretty much everyone they ever loved dies, and then they can all talk about falling in love with the last person you'd ever expect. Good times all around!

16.) Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if you'd like (Lina/Xelloss).

Actually, I think Xelloss has given her a mocking kiss or two. Lina punched him out for it if I recall though. Ah, Lina and your temper of doom.

17.) Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely (Eliwood/Ninian)?

Well now, that all depends. Did you get the A support?

18.) If only one could happen, which would you prefer - #2 or #6 (Lina/Xelloss or Hinata/Naruto/Sakura)?

Not even a challenge. Lina/Xelloss dominates.

19.) You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them (Riku/Sora)?

With the events of Kingdom Hearts 2 finished, Kairi wants to make sure her friends aren't going to leave her behind again. Riku and Sora find themselves wrapped around her after she pins them to the ground and has her way with both of them.

Done and done. The fanbrats will loathe me for this.